Hey, hey! Have you heard?
We have a new limited edition phone up for sale this July!
Presenting the Kinky Phone! - a functional tabletop telephone that is sure to make eyes pop with its sexy and naughty appearance! It's the PERFECT phone for anyone who's not afraid to be different (and who also takes delight in surprising her peers). A perfect gag gift for any fun-loving individual - be it a girlfriend, girl -slash!- friend, boyfriend, boy -slash!- friend, or even yourself!
Right now, the actual images are yet to be uploaded as there are still some things that need to be done first. Worry not, however, because we don't intend to make you wait - they shall be up for sale no later than July 10, 2010. And that's a promise.
Meanwhile, kindly read the FAQ below for more information regarding these sinful phones.
Are the phones on-hand? How many units are for sale? Oh, yes! All items at "Curls & Twirls" are on-hand, and that includes the Kinky Phones. However, because they are a limited offer (as mentioned), we only have FOUR UNITS for sale - (2) red, (1) violet and (1) black.
How much for the phones? Taking the actual value of the goods, the shipping fee and additional insurance, BIR's charge for VAT and misc. taxes, the packaging design and security, and our efforts in getting a hold of said phones into account, the price is fixed at 999 PHP. Each box of unit is inclusive of a surprise gift - we like giving our clients a little extra for their purchase/s, after all.
Don't you think that the phones cost too much that way? The exact hamburger phones that we are to offer you normally cost 35-50 USD online (1,645-2,351 PHP), minus the shipping fee via EMS or USPS and the subsequent customs duties tax WITH the much hated VAT. The lowest price that we could find is 1,200+ PHP exclusive of delivery fee. Think again.
Do you have a warranty? No, but our supplier does. If something happens with the phones, you can have us return the item, but all shipping and customs expenses are to be shouldered by YOU. We do not want any of you to experience that kind of economical pain, so we've made sure to inspect the phones thoroughly and even secured the packaging before shipping them to your house.
Do you accept reservations? Why not? Fill out the order form, and we'll reserve a unit for you. As usual, be 100% certain before purchasing; no backing out, please!
I hope we're able to give you a good deal out of these phones. We guarantee that the phones are very cute and durable, and they're ACTUAL phones - not toys. xD
For any more questions, feel free to ask away~!
Once again, the Kinky Phones will be put on sale this 1st-2nd week of July!
Newsletter subscribers shall be informed earlier than normal customers.
Anyway, just stay tuned~!